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Orlesian Soldier: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?
Allister: It is I, King Allister, and these are my companions to stop the blight. is this the temple of the sacred ashes
Orlesian Soldier: This is the the temple of sacred ashes Guy de Lombard.
King Allister: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by The maker with a sacred
quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us
in our quest to stop the blight.
Orlesian Soldier: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got
one, you see?
King Allister: What?
morrigan: He says they've already *got* one! pathetic creatures
King Allister
confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
Orlesian Soldier: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs.
(to the other soldiers
I told 'em we've already *got* one!
(they snicker)
King Allister: Can we come up and have a look of the sacred ashes?
Orlesian Soldier: Of course not. You're ferelden types.
King Allister: What are you then?
Orlesian Soldier: I'm Orlesian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
warden hero: What are you doing in ferelden?
Orlesian Soldier: Mind your own business.
King Allister:If you will not show us the sacred ashes, we shall take the temple of the sacred ashes by force!
Orlesian soldier: You don't frighten us, ferelden pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Allister King," you and all your silly ferelden K-nig-hts
Orlesian soldier: ( raspberry)
lelianna: makers breath what a strange person
King Allister: now look here my good man
Orlesian Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Allister: It is I, King Allister, and these are my companions to stop the blight. is this the temple of the sacred ashes
Orlesian Soldier: This is the the temple of sacred ashes Guy de Lombard.
King Allister: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by The maker with a sacred
quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us
in our quest to stop the blight.
Orlesian Soldier: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got
one, you see?
King Allister: What?
morrigan: He says they've already *got* one! pathetic creatures
King Allister
confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?Orlesian Soldier: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs.
(to the other soldiers
I told 'em we've already *got* one!(they snicker)
King Allister: Can we come up and have a look of the sacred ashes?
Orlesian Soldier: Of course not. You're ferelden types.
King Allister: What are you then?
Orlesian Soldier: I'm Orlesian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
warden hero: What are you doing in ferelden?
Orlesian Soldier: Mind your own business.
King Allister:If you will not show us the sacred ashes, we shall take the temple of the sacred ashes by force!
Orlesian soldier: You don't frighten us, ferelden pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Allister King," you and all your silly ferelden K-nig-hts
Orlesian soldier: ( raspberry)
lelianna: makers breath what a strange person
King Allister: now look here my good man
Orlesian Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
poor unfortunate souls (mlp verison)
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me well a devil
But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear pony please don't laugh I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls in pain in need
This one longing to be younger
That one wants to get the mare
And do I help them? Yes indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls so sad so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Samae
i fucking love halloween
I’m full of Halloween semen, I don’t know what that is but it’s hot
It’s a sparkling orgasm, inside an pumpkin cookie shot
And when I put my Halloween hat on it’s a needle full of Halloween glee
Coating my house in Scary shit
and Universal studios trademark intellectual property
Cause it’s Fogging
I love scaring
and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Halloween
Setting up the lights
So my fucking house screams
cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Halloween
If Halloween was living
I’d fuck it to death
and then consume it’s body
For it’s Halloween breath
cause it
queen vipera
no longer can celestia hold her
Vipera the queen has escape from the belly from the earth
She had crack wide her rocky tomb
her magic powers had demonic and poisonus
When equestria cover darkness revitilzed her wicked in Socerery
Beware those any pony who venture in the circle towering stones
for here vipera will be goddess
Duck is love Duck is life
I was only 9 years old I loved Donald Duck so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to donald every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "duck is love" I say; "Duck is life" My dad hears me and calls me a faggot I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Donald Duck I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Donald I am so happy He whispers into my ear "welcome to the club." He grabs me with his feathery duck hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my
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