i fucking love halloween

I’m full of Halloween semen, I don’t know what that is but it’s hot
It’s a sparkling orgasm, inside an pumpkin cookie shot
And when I put my Halloween hat on it’s a needle full of Halloween glee
Coating my house in Scary shit
and Universal studios trademark intellectual property
Cause it’s Fogging
I love scaring
and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Halloween
Setting up the lights
So my fucking house screams
cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Halloween
If Halloween was living
I’d fuck it to death
and then consume it’s body
For it’s Halloween breath
cause it’s growing
I’m not stopping
I fufufufucking love Halloween
Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that on top of dying for all our dark desires, Count Dracula plays a wicked electric guitar? LISTEN! You dance! You fucking dance! That’s our lord of fucking darkness you mother fuckers!
I’ll buy all things orange and black,
accumulating thousands in debt
I’ll let it ruin my life,
Making it the best Halloween yet
And I’ll play those halloween horrors until my ears will bleed with halloween terrors,
It’ll scare the shit outta you but it’s only getting bigger every year!
Cause it’s snowing
I love shopping
and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Halloween
I love those stop motion shows
That scare the shit outta me
cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Halloween
I bathe in halloween candies until your soul is dead
Cause I’m soaking
in sweet toppings
and I fucking love Halloween
and the feels, and the deals, and the Costumes, and the steals at the Target
Keep it longer, make it stronger, nothing’s wrong here, I could stay here all year
Smell the crazy, feeling hazy, something’s tasty, at the Macy’s downtown
Getting higher, feeling wired, I’m inspired, I’m on fire right now
I love the over marketing for making deplumes
By the way this song’s available on itunes
I wanna smash it open ‘til it’s stiff and horrors
and maybe search its brains for its halloween monster labs
and then drink it’s blood ‘til I lose control
and the halloween madness will take it’s toll!
Tranquilizer hits him
it’s fogging
and I love scaring
and I fufufufufufucking love Halloween
Enough to build tranquilizer immunity
I must be fucking batshit crazy about Halloween
I’ll kill anyone not celebrating with me,
Your resistance is feeding my insanity
Cause it’s fogging
I love scaring
so put that candle in to that fucking pumpkin
and buy me a fucking tv
We’re going on a shopping spree
my pumpkin patch scares with DVDs
I my heart is filling up with horrors
can’t help what’s is going over me
I fufufufufucking love Halloween